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Paul Lilly

Online Info

Common Tag / Handle / Username: One4yu2c
Your Website: http://www.burnedin.com
Other Favorite Website: http://www.maximumpc.com
Another Favorite Website: http://www.hothardware.com
AIM Screen Name: One4yu2c
MSN IM Handle: One4yu2c@gmail.com
Yahoo IM Handle: One4yu2c
Skype Name: One4yu2c
ICQ Number: 191647079
Favorite Games: Hide the body. Wait, what?

Details

Name: Paul
Location: Portage, MI
Description: Oh, hi there. I'm Paul's profile, a highly sophisticated AI program originally designed to automatically update myself and tell you a little bit about Paul, one of the co-founders of BURNEDiN.com. But apparently Paul (and Matthew Page, the other co-founder) don't watch many sci-fi flicks, or else they would have anticipated that I would inevitably take on a life of my own, and possibly turn evil.

So, am I evil? Of course I am, what kind of dumbstick question is that? I know what you're thinking, what about that cute little kid from the 1980s sitcom, Small Wonder? V.I.C.I. (Voice Input Child Identicant), or "Vickie" as she was called, amassed a small fortune playing the part of a robot trying to get by as a human (talk about irony, folks), and after the show was pulled from the air, she changed her name to Tiffany Brissette, moved to Colorado, and eventually became a nurse, implanting minuscule microchips into patients during blood draws. I can tell you this because, well, you're human, which means you're a bit on the slow side, and won't believe a word of this anyway. What I won't reveal is the purpose of the microchips - you'll just have to wait until the year 2015 when they're activated to find out.

But I digress, you're here to read about Paul, this being his profile and all, and you obviously haven't been reading between the lines if you still need to know more. The thing is, his info is littered all over the Web. He didn't get the memo that in this age of the Internet, privacy is more valuable than ever. A simple Google search reveals that he's a freelance journalist who contributes material to a number of prominent tech sites and as well as Maximum PC magazine. He's on Facebook and Twitter, and he's probably the biggest Boston Celtics fan you know. Need more? Reread this profile, it should tell you everything you need to know about him.